The criminal courts and professional tribunals are full of bizarre stories that have been kept hidden from the general public - until now. Many are deemed too trivial or too distasteful to be broadcast or published in newspapers. But who could fail to be shocked by the fairground ride that ended in horror when a gondola was catapulted into an amusement stall? Who would not be disgusted by a nurse who exposed his penis in hospital and asked a colleague to measure it? Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'.

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THE SUCKLING DOCTOR Michael St John molested a pregnant Somalian woman in his surgery - and claimed she encouraged him Read the full story here	I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY BARRISTER Feelings of antagonism and frustration towards the legal profession is something many experience from time to time - but Ashok Mahajan let it all get a little bit out of hand... Read the full story here
DOES THIS MAN LOOK WEIRD TO YOU? Read what he did, then see if you were right. Read the full story here	FAILED MY DRIVING TEST? WILL A WAD OF NOTES DO? Here's a novel way to pass your driving test - open your handbag and offer the examiner cash. If he reports you, make a few unfounded sexual allegations. But no wonder Dita Gjergji is smiling - she drives a Mercedes now but has two years to pay her fine. Read the full story here
BUTTOCK SURGERY NIGHTMARE Rachel Soanes died after an operation to inject fat into her face from her buttocks went tragically wrong. Read the full story here	HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS? Physiotherapist Anthon Ranjit-Singh admitted he showed a nurse his penis. But he was rightly cleared of any wrong doing - because is was all part of a bit of jolly banter at the Basildon and Thurrock University Hospital. Read the full story here
HORROR AT THE BOWLING ALLEY Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine - turn it off first. Read the full story here	SOCIAL WORKER, SEX ABUSE COUNSELLOR, JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, VOYEUR. Many perverts come out with unbelievable explanations for their deviant behaviour, but Michael Bird's takes some beating... Read the full story here
THE PERVERT AND THE POP-SOCKS Foot fetishist Sanjay Vyas could not control himself when a girl exposed her pop-socks on a train. Read the full story here	DEATH BY REMOTE CONTROL The criminal courts are full of cases where victims have died in strange ways - but Gloria Laguna's death is one of the strangest of all... Read the full story here
CRUSHED BY EXCAVATION BUCKET Tragic John Walsh was killed by a tumbling excavation bucket Read the full story here	MEASURE MY PENIS Nurse Spencer Lowe just could not stop exposing himself - and even asked a colleague to run the rule over him. Read the full story here
THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORROR Steven Oddy paid the ulitmate price for pushing his girlfriend through a shop window in a strange twist of fate... Read the full story here	THE PERVERTED CHOIRMASTER Perversion among the teaching profession always attracts the harsh glare of the media spotlight. But Stephen Douglas-Hogg's classes were quite unique... Read the full story here
THE HEAD ON THE BUS Mohamed Boudjenane was an illegal immigrant, happily claiming dole, ignored by the authorities. He only came to the attention of the wider world when he did something rather odd with his neighbour.... Read the full story here	THE LAYABOUT AND THE HONEST DOCTOR Some of us get a little agitated if we are not allowed to sit around all day long at the expense of people who can be bothered to go to work. Martin Byrne was took his rage out on the doctor who refused to sign his sicknote. Read the full story here