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The criminal courts and professional tribunals are full of bizarre stories that have been kept hidden from the general public - until now. Many are deemed too trivial or too distasteful to be broadcast or published in newspapers. But who could fail to be shocked by the fairground ride that ended in horror when a gondola was catapulted into an amusement stall? Who would not be disgusted by a nurse who exposed his penis in hospital and asked a colleague to measure it? Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'.

WARNING: GRAPHIC DETAILS ARE REPORTED IN SOME OF THE FOLLOWING CASES WHICH ARE INTENDED FOR ADULT CONSUMPTION ONLY


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JUST OFF TO COURT MUM - MIGHT DO ANOTHER JOB ON THE WAY

Fhazio Mulwinda was in no hurry to get to court for his robbery case.In fact, he had the time to carry out another raid before he got there.

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DOCTOR TOLD WOMAN WITH SCALDED BREASTS: 'I'D LOVE TO RUB THEM'

Dr Anis Akhtar was sexually motivated when he told a woman with burnt breasts he would love to rub some gel into them. But astonishingly the GMC allowed him to treat female patients again after just 12 weeks out of the job.

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KILLED BY HIS OWN SIGNET RING

John Lopez and the hospital nurses searched high and low for his signet ring. But they would never find it under his bed because it was in his stomach and was slowly killing him...

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I THINK SOMETHING IS GOING ON BEHIND THE CURTAINS

Hospital worker Russell Newton thought no-one would notice if he straddled an unconscious woman. If they did, he could just say he was trying to resuscitate her. In a rather odd way...

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DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR?

Baker Zydrunas Sabaitas was unconcerned about the rusty knife stuck in his head. He'd just pull it out with pair of pliers.

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HOSPITAL WORKER IN POOL OF URINE WAS NO LAUGHING MATTER

Nervous fathers have been known to sneakily inhale laughing gas when the midwife pops out the delivery suite. Paramedics in ambulances have had the odd sniff or two in the back of an ambulance. But Jason Warner really went overboard...

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS?

Physiotherapist Anthon Ranjit-Singh admitted he showed a nurse his penis. But he was rightly cleared of any wrong doing - because it was all part of a bit of jolly banter at the Basildon and Thurrock University Hospital.

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FAILED MY DRIVING TEST? WILL A WAD OF NOTES DO?

Here's a novel way to pass your driving test - open your handbag and offer the examiner cash. If he reports you, make a few unfounded sexual allegations. But no wonder Dita Gjergji is smiling - she drives a Mercedes now and has two years to pay her fine.

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THE SUCKLING DOCTOR

Michael St John molested a pregnant Somalian woman in his surgery - and claimed she encouraged him

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I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY BARRISTER

Feelings of antagonism and frustration towards the legal profession is something many experience from time to time - but Ashok Mahajan let it all get a little bit out of hand...

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DOES THIS MAN LOOK WEIRD TO YOU?

Read what he did, then see if you were right.

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BUTTOCK SURGERY NIGHTMARE

Rachel Soanes died after an operation to inject fat into her face from her buttocks went tragically wrong.

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HORROR AT THE BOWLING ALLEY

Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine - turn it off first.

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SOCIAL WORKER, SEX ABUSE COUNSELLOR, JEHOVAH'S WITNESS, VOYEUR.

Many perverts come out with unbelievable explanations for their deviant behaviour, but Michael Bird's takes some beating...

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THE PERVERT AND THE POP-SOCKS

Foot fetishist Sanjay Vyas could not control himself when a girl exposed her pop-socks on a train.

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DEATH BY REMOTE CONTROL

The criminal courts are full of cases where victims have died in strange ways - but Gloria Laguna's death is one of the strangest of all...

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