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The criminal courts and professional tribunals are full of bizarre stories that have been kept hidden from the general public - until now. Many are deemed too trivial or too distasteful to be broadcast or published in newspapers. But who could fail to be shocked by the fairground ride that ended in horror when a gondola was catapulted into an amusement stall? Who would not be disgusted by a nurse who exposed his penis in hospital and asked a colleague to measure it? Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'.

WARNING: GRAPHIC DETAILS ARE REPORTED IN SOME OF THE FOLLOWING CASES WHICH ARE INTENDED FOR ADULT CONSUMPTION ONLY


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LIKE, WHAT STOP IS IT MAN?


A bus inspector was a little surprised when he boarded a vehicle to find it stank of skunk weed. But it wasn't the passengers getting stoned - it was the driver.
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DEATH BY VIBRATOR


Nigel Willis was to ashamed to tell doctors he had a dildo stuck up his bottom. Tragically it would kill him...
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THE PERVERTED BELLY DANCE INSTRUCTOR


Sexual deviants unfortunately exist in all walks of life. But never before in British legal history have women fallen prey to a 'whirling dervish.'
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DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU'VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL


Dr Faisal Siddiqui came to the UK from Pakistan, got a £150,000 consultant's job on a relatives say so, bungled seven operations and went home again. We're still waiting to hear from Kingston Hospital as to how this could be allowed to happen...
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WILMOT: SHADOW BOXER'S DEATH PLUNGE


Two do's and dont's for shadow boxing: Do avoid taking cocaine first. Don't do it in front of an open window.
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BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS - MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR


Have you ever worked in an operating theatre and thought about using shaved body hair to simulate the sideburns of a champion cyclist? Thought not.
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THE MOUSE TERMINATOR


Killing a mouse with a Dremel 'Blade of Doom' is strange. Boasting about it is positively weird.
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE?


When you are off on a trip to buy a used car, it is not often you end up with a fire extinguisher hose up your bottom. Well, not that often anyway....
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THE VAGINA CATALOGUE


Surgeon Erik Scholten just had to take a picture of the patient's vagina. Why? He wanted to put in his album of unusual uteruses, of course.
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DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER'S TEETH


As a dentist, removing teeth was Shaun Edwards' business - both in and out of the surgery
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HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN'S CHRISTMAS BALL


Fancy a truly wild time this Christmas? You may find public hairs on your chocolate log rather than a robin on a spike at the Peterborough ambulanceman's bash.
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THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL


Caroline Grainger became a victim of self immolation when her dole fraud was uncovered. Tragically she may not have realised that benefits cheats are rarely jailed. Our picture shows the house where she died...
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL


Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course.
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THE RIDE OF DEATH


How often have you watched a fairground ride whirling around and wondered how safe it really is? You may think again before taking your seat in the latest thrilling attraction after reading about the couple who were catapulted to their deaths.
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THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED 'SCOTT'


Justine McNally pretended she was boy to lure another girl into bed. Her victim even thought she had lost her virginity to 'Scott.'
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MUMMY'S BOY


Chopping up a body is not unheard of, even if it is your own mother. But Daniel Coriat did something really rather strange.
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