The criminal courts and professional tribunals are full of bizarre stories that have been kept hidden from the general public - until now. Many are deemed too trivial or too distasteful to be broadcast or published in newspapers. But who could fail to be shocked by the fairground ride that ended in horror when a gondola was catapulted into an amusement stall? Who would not be disgusted by a nurse who exposed his penis in hospital and asked a colleague to measure it? Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'.

WARNING: GRAPHIC DETAILS ARE REPORTED IN SOME OF THE FOLLOWING CASES WHICH ARE INTENDED FOR ADULT CONSUMPTION ONLY

THE FLASHER AND THE MOTHER 'Flashing' is an unpleasant offence which causes many women a great deal of distress. Kardelle Rowe hit a new low when he exposed himself... Read the full story here	RAPIST TORE OFF WOMAN'S FALSE ARM Crack addict Paul Heath tore off his victims clothes and her false arm before he raped her Read the full story here
THE BUSYBODY AND THE 'JOKE' JURY A juror's note forced a judge to ask if a trial was being treated as a joke. She left the deliberating room, but those she left behind went on to convict without her... Read the full story here	THE DANCER AND THE PERVERT Few women can have undergone a more disgusting ordeal than the ballet dancer who fell asleep on a train after partying for 24 hours... Read the full story here
THE JILTED LOVER Some jealous boyfriends get mad - others try and get even. Matthew Green was so enraged he even smashed his partner's toy dolls. Now he'll have four years behind bars to regret his cruelty. Read the full story here	THE FIELD MARSHAL OF THE UNDERWORLD ARMOURERS Arms dealer Chad Duncan was keen to dress up as Nazi - and posed as a member of Rommel's crack Africa Corps when a friend assured him they had a black division. Read the full story here
BURGLAR'S LITTLE SLIP-UP Burglar James Eastwood terrorised his victim at knifepoint and told her she would always remember him. Because his name was...Eastwood. Read the full story here	THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE 'CURIOUS' CALLER Ahsan Mahmudd insisted he was not gay. He visited a transvestite at his flat beause he was 'curious.' Read the full story here
THE BARE-FACED CONTESSA Elda Beguinua claimed she was one of the world's richest women to dupe victims in a fairy tale con Read the full story here	DRUNKEN SOLICITOR WAS ESCORTED FROM COURT Solicitor Esther Cunningham caused uproar when she kissed a barrister after drinking brandy and told an usher to f*** off Read the full story here