http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/ Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'. en-us Fri, 18 May 2012 06:40:23 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=69 Andrew Lumby turned an ordinary pharmacy in Newport into 'Carry on Chemist' Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:57:21 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=69 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=68 It's certainly not every day you come across a crack-dealing dwarf. Called Pele. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:55:39 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=68 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=63 Swindler Anthony Bridger hit upon the bizarre idea of creating new passport identities by simply gurning for the camera. Even more bizarrely, it worked. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:55:07 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=63 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=27 Perversion among the teaching profession always attracts the harsh glare of the media spotlight. But Stephen Douglas-Hogg's classes were quite unique... Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:53:50 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=27 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=18 Few women can have undergone a more unpleasant ordeal than the ballet dancer who fell asleep on a train after partying for 24 hours... Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:21:27 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=18 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=56 Paul Chigbu has terrorised dozens of women across London because he can't keep his hands off their shoes. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:19:54 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=56 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=29 Mohamed Boudjenane was an illegal immigrant, happily claiming dole, ignored by the authorities. He only came to the attention of the wider world when he did something rather odd with his neighbour..... Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:16:17 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=29 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=30 Foot fetishist Sanjay Vyas could not control himself when a girl exposed her pop-socks on a train. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:14:19 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=30 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=13 Michael St John molested a pregnant Somalian woman in his surgery - and claimed she encouraged him Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:13:54 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=13 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=41 Dr Anis Akhtar was sexually motivated when he told a woman with burnt breasts he would love to rub some gel into them. But astonishingly the GMC allowed him to treat female patients again after just 12 weeks out of the job. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:11:55 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=41 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=65 Those who frequent the criminal courts have heard defendants make many strange excuses, but Dang Tran's piles plea surely takes some beating. Still, a judge accepted it, so it must be true. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:09:52 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=65 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=71 Adrian Heath was a former politician who could not resist his patients when they were in his dentist's chair. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 12:09:25 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=71 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=35 Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine - turn it off first. Fri, 02 Mar 2012 16:42:58 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=35 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=70 Apendagely challenged Jonathan Waddington went to the butcher's shop in his wheelchair to steal a joint of pork. Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:24:01 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=70 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=67 Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course. Sat, 18 May 3461 13:27:48 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=67 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=6 Solicitor Esther Cunningham caused uproar when she kissed a barrister after drinking brandy and told an usher to f*** off. Sun, 16 Oct 2011 07:36:50 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=6