http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/ Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'. en-us Thu, 09 Sep 2010 09:08:49 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=44 Did you ever wonder as a child which of your teachers really disliked eachother? Here's a tantalising glimpse of the reallity behind the closed doors of a modern primary school. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:22:14 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=44 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=41 Dr Anis Akhtar was sexually motivated when he told a woman with burnt breasts he would love to rub some gel into them. But astonishingly the GMC allowed him to treat female patients again after just 12 weeks out of the job. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:21:04 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=41 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=42 Fhazio Mulwinda was in no hurry to get to court for his robbery case. In fact, he had the time to carry out another raid before he got there. Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:13:14 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=42 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=43 Father's lose their temper with their children for a variety of reasons. Ossie James got very angry indeed when his son brought him the wrong takeaway... Wed, 08 Sep 2010 13:12:19 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=43 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=37 John Lopez and the hospital nurses searched high and low for his signet ring. But they would never find it under his bed because it was in his stomach and was slowly killing him... Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:28:02 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=37 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=39 Hospital worker Russell Newton thought no-one would notice if he straddled an unconscious woman. If they did, he could just say he was trying to resuscitate her. In a rather odd way... Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:27:45 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=39 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=40 Baker Zydrunas Sabaitas was unconcerned about the rusty knife stuck in his head. He'd just pull it out with pair of pliers. Wed, 28 Apr 2010 15:21:26 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=40 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=38 Nervous fathers have been known to sneakily inhale laughing gas when the midwife pops out the delivery suite. Paramedics in ambulances have had the odd sniff or two in the back of an ambulance. But Jason Warner really went overboard... Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:12:21 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=38 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=32 Physiotherapist Anthon Ranjit-Singh admitted he showed a nurse his penis. But he was rightly cleared of any wrong doing - because it was all part of a bit of jolly banter at the Basildon and Thurrock University Hospital. Fri, 16 Apr 2010 10:05:23 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=32 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=34 Here's a novel way to pass your driving test - open your handbag and offer the examiner cash. If he reports you, make a few unfounded sexual allegations. But no wonder Dita Gjergji is smiling - she drives a Mercedes now and has two years to pay her fine. Tue, 13 Apr 2010 16:16:22 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=34 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=13 Michael St John molested a pregnant Somalian woman in his surgery - and claimed she encouraged him Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:07:58 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=13 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=33 Feelings of antagonism and frustration towards the legal profession is something many experience from time to time - but Ashok Mahajan let it all get a little bit out of hand... Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:03:03 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=33 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=36 Read what he did, then see if you were right. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 13:02:18 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=36 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=17 Rachel Soanes died after an operation to inject fat into her face from her buttocks went tragically wrong. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 09:41:52 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=17 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=35 Ferdinand Dela Cruz forgot the golden rule when he went to mend the bowling alley machine - turn it off first. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:55:06 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=35 http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=28 Many perverts come out with unbelievable explanations for their deviant behaviour, but Michael Bird's takes some beating... Fri, 05 Feb 2010 11:54:27 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=28